O petróleo está em queda, mas a incerteza continua em alta

[Pata-Hari]

não rendas, porque eu sei que daria de caras com um empreendedor que já teria feito isso antes de mim: TU!

[Fogueiro]

...ok, rendo-me

[Pata-Hari]

pois, se fosse mesmo esperta, seria a empresária dona da cabine E transportaria a madeira.

[Fogueiro]

É a empresária que montou a cabine telefónica no acampamento dos índios...

[tiopatinhas]

Esta está demais
Jotabil... é capaz de ser verdade
Mas eu acredito que tudo voltará ao seu normal... deixai vir os mestres.... que os habilidosos amadores já entram na linha
Pata...quem és tu nesta história

[jotabil]

Quer dizer....no mercado das acções.....passa-se o mesmo que num rebanho de ovelhas à volta da ermida em dia de bençãos....se conseguirem unir as que vão na frente com as que vão atrás na corrida à volta da capela ....dizem que acabam por morrer a correr se não houver alguém que pare a coisa... está bem vista a coisa...deve ter sido um ensaio de especuladores...como os mestres estavam em férias resolveram fazer habilidades...

A ver vamos.


cumps

[afonsinho]

[desempregado1]

Excelente. É mesmo isto...

[Pata-Hari]

Tudo o que sempre quiseram saber:

How the Stock Market Works



It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But, also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea.
He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's definitely

going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

This is how the stock market works!