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[Fernando dos Aidos]

Caro Duvidoso,

A minha opinião está fundamentada no post de discussão deste assunto

http://www.caldeiraodebolsa.com/forum/v ... ght=#36719

Um abraço

Fernando dos Aidos

[Duvidoso]

Porquê?

[Fernando dos Aidos]

Caro Sandokan,

Este assunto já foi aqui referido.

Trata-se, obviamente, de uma piada.

Abraço

Fernando dos Aidos

[Sandokan]

Como sou curioso, fui à procura de mais...
E encontrei isto no saite do « Weekly World News »:

TIME TRAVELER SKIPS TOWN!

NEW YORK -- Self-proclaimed time traveler Andrew Carlssin -- the enigmatic Wall Street whiz jailed on insider-trading charges -- has vanished without a trace!

The mystery man, who claimed to be a visitor from the year 2256, jumped bail before a scheduled court hearing on April 3 and hasn't been seen since, officials say, despite an intense manhunt by federal lawmen. "It's like he disappeared off the face of the Earth," declares a law-enforcement source. "No one can find him. Some people are speculating that he might really have hopped in his time machine and escaped 'back to the future.'" Authorities can't talk on the record about the case due to a judicial gag order and details about the ongoing, hush-hush criminal investigation are hard to come by. However, in this week's (4/29/03) "Newsstand Issue" we are hot on the trail of the details of the case, from the benefactor who bailed him out, to his predictions which were used to prove he was from the future.

You don't want to miss this issue!

Published on: April 23, 2003

( Esta de ser publicado em 23 de Abril de 2003 é boa ! )

Quem souber do paradeiro do homem, que avise !

[Sandokan]

Alguém já tinha ouvido falar disto !?


> > 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
> > Wednesday March 19, 2003
> >
> > By CHAD KULTGEN
> > NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street
> > wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a
> > time-traveler from the year 2256!
> > Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old
> > Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success
in
> > the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
> > "We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a
> > pathological liar," says an SEC insider.
> > "But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks'
> > time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made
> > capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be
> > pure luck.
> > "The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information.
> > He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to
give
> > up his sources."
> > The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying
> > in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades
and
> > came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street
> > watchdogs.
> > "If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough
> > that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in
> > advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
> > investigation.
> > When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more
than
> > they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.
> > Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years
in
> > the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of
> > the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of
the
> > handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
> > "It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his
> > videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know,
> > lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just
> > got caught in the moment."
> > In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge
> > "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure
> > for AIDS.
> > All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time
craft."
> >
> > However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how
> > it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the
wrong
> > hands."
> > Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus.
Yet
> > the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew
Carlssin
> > existing anywhere before December 2002."
> > Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep
> > watching for further developments.