Piadas sobre os Franceses
LOL, pois tenho, mas sabes, também as tenho e semelhantes aos estados unidos. São dos paises e dos povos que melhor conheço.
Tenho ainda uma outra caracteristica que me é totalmente pessoal: apesar de sentir de forma emotiva as coisas e de por vezes não ser capaz de reagir por isso mesmo, raramente os meus sentimentos me incapacitam de ver a realidade.
Tenho ainda uma outra caracteristica que me é totalmente pessoal: apesar de sentir de forma emotiva as coisas e de por vezes não ser capaz de reagir por isso mesmo, raramente os meus sentimentos me incapacitam de ver a realidade.
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Visitante, este post não é para ti, é nitido que é uma recolha apanhada em algum lugar e é também aparente que venha de um site qq americano.
A minha opinião franca acerca de quem recolheu as piadas é que revela o que de PIOR os americanos têm. O desconhecimento, a ignorância, a mesquinhez e a estupidez pura. Compila tudo o que é ideia errada e estereotipo acerca dos franceses e é sobretudo altamente paternalista e limitada em compreeensão. Como se os os americanos por serem americanos fossem mais espertos que alguém. E neste caso revelam-se bem limitados... Francamente não acho que os Franceses tenham tomado esta atitude por razões apenas idealistas e de moral e principios (como dizia ontem na televisão o presidente chirac com uma naturalidade de quem quer vender o seu peixe ao povo). Penso que são as razões que logicamente suportam e apoiam uma posição que é relativamente conveniente.
Mas o facto é que os americanos parecem diminuir questões que efectivamente são dilemas quer morais (a nível das implicações que a guerra têm sobre os cidadãos de um pais quando se está a tentar combater decisões que são tomadas por governos e governantes) e quer de intervenção na soberania de um país.
Ou seja, como diria a clara pinto coelho, as coisas não são só pretas ou brancas e os franceses não são o simbolo da estupidez e do "diabolicismo" do mundo.
A minha opinião franca acerca de quem recolheu as piadas é que revela o que de PIOR os americanos têm. O desconhecimento, a ignorância, a mesquinhez e a estupidez pura. Compila tudo o que é ideia errada e estereotipo acerca dos franceses e é sobretudo altamente paternalista e limitada em compreeensão. Como se os os americanos por serem americanos fossem mais espertos que alguém. E neste caso revelam-se bem limitados... Francamente não acho que os Franceses tenham tomado esta atitude por razões apenas idealistas e de moral e principios (como dizia ontem na televisão o presidente chirac com uma naturalidade de quem quer vender o seu peixe ao povo). Penso que são as razões que logicamente suportam e apoiam uma posição que é relativamente conveniente.
Mas o facto é que os americanos parecem diminuir questões que efectivamente são dilemas quer morais (a nível das implicações que a guerra têm sobre os cidadãos de um pais quando se está a tentar combater decisões que são tomadas por governos e governantes) e quer de intervenção na soberania de um país.
Ou seja, como diria a clara pinto coelho, as coisas não são só pretas ou brancas e os franceses não são o simbolo da estupidez e do "diabolicismo" do mundo.
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Piadas sobre os Franceses
Famous opinions on the French........
" France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --- Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --- John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people ---Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the German out of France!" ---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman
Famous opinions on the French........
" France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --- Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --- John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people ---Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the German out of France!" ---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman
" France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --- Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --- John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people ---Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the German out of France!" ---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman
Famous opinions on the French........
" France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --- Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --- John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people ---Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the German out of France!" ---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman
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