Um bom Natal a todo o forum...
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A todos um FELIZ NATAL e os agradecimentos por todos os óptimos momentos proporcionados!!
Um abraço a todos
PS: Um pequeno "apontamento" de humor na net em http://www.funehumor.com/fun_doc6/fun_0613.shtml, que transcrevo a seguir!
STOCK MARKET LINGO
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
MOMENTUM INVESTING -- The fine art of buying high and selling low.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD &POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS 2000 -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- Religious guy who talks to God.
Um abraço a todos
PS: Um pequeno "apontamento" de humor na net em http://www.funehumor.com/fun_doc6/fun_0613.shtml, que transcrevo a seguir!
STOCK MARKET LINGO
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
MOMENTUM INVESTING -- The fine art of buying high and selling low.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD &POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS 2000 -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- Religious guy who talks to God.
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Um FELIZ NATAL para Bull's e Bear's eheheheh
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É apenas a minha humilde opinião, para qq outro esclarecimento é favor consultar: http://www.miniclip.com/askjoe.htm
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PARECE QUE É AQUI......
Um bom Natal e um próspero Ano Novo......para todos
jotabil
jotabil
Se naufragares no meio do mar,toma desde logo, duas resoluções:- Uma primeira é manteres-te à tona; - Uma segunda é nadar para terra;
Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu
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Para vocês todos
e respectivas famílias, um santo Natal.
Um grande abraço
Um grande abraço
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Leva lá um desejo...
de feliz Natal também... 
Um abraço Antunes.
Um abraço Antunes.
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Um bom Natal a todo o forum...
...são os meus votos para os bulls e os bears, enfim para toda esta maravilhosa comunidade 
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