CALDEIRÃO DE BOLSA

ambas são brilhantes

viva a boa disposição, já que nem todos os dias se ganha na bolsa

How business is done...
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case..."
Next, Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack:"I have a husband for your daughter.
"Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack:"But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."
Finally, Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack:"I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
"President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done!!

At the immigration desk, somewhere in The US:
-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Seven times a week.
-No, no, no..... male or female?
-Male, female...... sometimes a camel.......