Fed mantém juros pela quarta reunião consecutiva. Continua a ver dois cortes este ano

[Tóinu, irmão do Toninho]

Toninho o wap não tens que agradecer porque foi de coração (private joke). Eu é que tenho que te agradecer o empréstimo (outra private joke).

Quanto ao saber mais de bolsa do que tu, acho que não!

Relativamente ao humor, está no nosso sangue, é de familia.

Um grande abraço para ti também.

P.S. Huum Porto, pode ser que um dia ainda ...... me pagues um cinbalinho.

[Toninho,o pedreiro]

obrigado pelo wap que me ofereceste, tu ainda és melhor que o teu irmão em termos bolsistas e ...de humor conti....nua, um grande abraço e cumprimentos à rosinha, a doméstica.

[Pata-Hari]

LOLOL!

[Tóinu, irmão do Toninho]

Errata:

onde está "wretched socialist European country", deve lêr-se "Portugal"

[Tóinu, irmão do Toninho]

Não consegui resistir, tive que vir matar o vicio do Caldinho

Trago uma peça da melhor literatura Ursa que se escreve na WWW.

Eu sei que está escrito em Americano, mas têm que perceber que é a lingúa oficial do Império.

Last night I said, "Tomorrow morning we will get the monthly non-farm payroll report, which is looking for +40,000 jobs to have been created last month. Tomorrow will be interesting indeed!" Oh, it was interesting but for other reasons.

The interesting part was how TERRIBLE the report was. Once again, economists proved that they know about as much as Abbey Joseph Cohen does about trading, since they missed the mark by a wide margin. The report was 200% WORSE than anticipated, at a loss of -40,000 jobs. What seemed even more disturbing to me was the unemployment rate. Last month it stood at 5.7%. With today's report, it is now 6.0% which is the highest since 6.1% in July 1994.! Hey, what "better" reason does one need to buy, right Abbey?

The report showed that the bulk of job losses last month were concentrated in manufacturing, down 45,000, and retail, off 39,000. Construction hiring was soft as well. Oh...but the "good" news is that service and GOVERNMENT jobs increased. Gosh, now I feel better. Hell, at this rate we'll have as many government workers per capita as
a wretched socialist European country, and its 10% unemployment rate. According to how we investors acted today, the prior sentence would get our markets to NEW ALL TIME HIGHS! I can't wait.


Um grande beijo (da minha patrôa) para todos vós