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French Intellectuals to be Deployed in Afghanistan to Convince Taliban of
Non-Existence of God

The ground war in Afghanistan hotted up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of Taliban zealots by proving the non-existence of God. Elements from the feared Jean-Paul Sartre Brigade, or 'Black Berets', will be parachuted into the combat zones to spread doubt, despondency and existential anomie among the enemy.

Hardened by numerous intellectual battles fought during their long
occupation of Paris's Left Bank, their first action will be to establish a
number of pavement cafés at strategic points near the front lines. There
they will drink coffee and talk animatedly about the absurd nature of life
and man's lonely isolation in the universe. They will be accompanied by a
number of heartbreakingly beautiful girlfriends who will further spread
dismay by sticking their tongues in the philosophers' ears every five
minutes and looking remote and unattainable to everyone else.

Their leader, Colonel Marc-Ange Belmondo, spoke yesterday of his confidence in the success of their mission. Sorbonne graduate Belmondo, a very intense and unshaven young man in a black pullover, gesticulated wildly and said, "The Taliban are caught in a logical fallacy of the most ridiculous. There is no God and I can prove it. Take your tongue out of my ear, Juliet, I am talking."

Marc-Ange plans to deliver an impassioned thesis on man's nauseating freedom of action with special reference to the work of Foucault and the films of Alfred Hitchcock.

However, humanitarian agencies have been quick to condemn the operation as inhumane, pointing out that the effects of passive smoking from the Frenchmens' endless Gitanes could wreak a terrible toll on civilians in the area.

Speculation was mounting last night that Britain may also contribute to the
effort by dropping Professor Stephen Hawking into Afghanistan to propagate his non-deistic theory of the creation of the universe.

Other tactics to demonstrate the non-existence of God will include the
dropping of leaflets pointing out the fact that Michael Jackson has a new
album out and Oprah Winfrey has not died yet.

This is only one of several Psy-Ops operations mounted by the Allies to
undermine the unswerving religious fanaticism that fuels the Taliban's
fighting spirit. Pentagon sources have recently confirmed rumours that
America has already sent in a 200-foot-tall robot Jesus, which roams the
Taliban front lines glowing eerily and shooting flames out of its fingers
while saying, "I am the way, the truth and the life, follow me or die."
However, plans to have the giant Christ kick the crap out of a slightly
effeminate 80-foot Mohammed in central Kabul were discarded as insensitive to Muslim allies.

[jcapela]

Foi uma vitória diplomática do eixo Franco-alemão,estou curioso em ver como o nosso" 1º" e os outros falcões da "carta europeia" vão descalçar a bota guerreira...
jc

[777]

pois eu também fiz claque.

Um abraço
777

[ph]

estive a assistir em directo na BloombergTV.
O discurso do mne da França foi muito bom, eu próprio aplaudi.

Um abraço.
ph

[777]

apesar do Presidente da mesa ter avisado que mesmo sendo dia de S. valentim os aplausos não são permitidos.

Já agora, para quem não souber ou recordar, lembro-vos que a G.B. e os U.S.A. foram formados com a ajuda dos Franceses..... ( e no caso dos U.S.A. contra os Ingleses.

777

[777]

mas, o único discurso que foi aplaudido até ao momento pertenceu ao Ministro dos Negócios Estrangeiros da França. A não ser que o tipo tenha levado uma claque , é demonstrativo do sentimento dominante em todo o mundo.

777